People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

$49.95 USD
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People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

$49.95 USD
Product Details

Collection Includes:

Not Today, Karen™ - Spray the Crazy Away!

Blocks entitlement, deflects drama. One spray creates an invisible boundary that discourages complaining, eye rolling, and sudden rule enforcement speeches from strangers who invade your space.

The Toxic Mansplainer™ - Repels Condescension!

People Suck™ The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent Spray stops unrequested explanations in their tracks. One spray forms an invisible boundary that discourages long-winded explanations of things you already know—especially your own job, body, or lived experience.

Not Another Influencer™ - No More Selfies!

Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray blocks annoying ring lights. Restores reality. One spritz discourages unsolicited filming, viral voiceovers, and sudden lifestyle coaching from people who just discovered it last week.

The Gloom Merchant™ - No More Gloom & Doom!

People Suck™ The Gloom Merchant™ Human Repellent Spray deflects unnecessary panic. Preserves optimism. One spray creates an invisible barrier that discourages worst-case scenarios, unsolicited disaster predictions, and emotionally exhausting “just being realistic” commentary.

    Care & Maintenance

    To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

    Size & Fit

    Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

    No more whining! Repel senseless commentary! Create a whine free zone!

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    People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection

    Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!

    Collection Includes:

    • Family Detoxifier™ Spray the Negativity Away!
    • EX-Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
    • Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
    • The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!

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    People Suck™ Human Repellent Sprays

    "I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"