“Species capable of deep attachment. Yet, incapable of surviving without the human who doesn’t text back. Recommend emotional upgrades and human repellent spray.”
Dr. Zapusilli
Interstellar Proctologist
The EX-Exterminator™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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The EX-Exterminator™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Spray The Past Away!
People Suck™ Ex-Exterminator™ Human Repellent Spray repels emotional recycling. One spray creates an invisible shield that discourages nostalgia, excuses, and sudden realizations that you were “the best thing that ever happened to them.”
Product Details
Repel Emotional Recycling!
Formulated to Repel:
- Apologies that arrive six months too late
- ‘I’ve been doing a lot of thinking…’ trolling texts
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Accidental 'likes' on old photos
Encourages:
- Boundaries
- Glow-ups
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Better sleep
THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO NEEDS TO CREATE AN INVISIBLE SHIELD FROM THEIR ANNOYING EX FROM THE PAST. REPEL EMOTIONAL RECYCLING. SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Spray the past away! Repel emotional recycling! Protect your boundaries!
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Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
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Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
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- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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