Every era has its challenges. For the dinosaurs, it was the asteroids. For vampires, it was garlic. For us? It’s people. Let’s be honest, people suck. They gossip. They overshare. They gaslight. They influencer-ize every latte. The list is endless. And sometimes, you just want to spray them away. 

It turns out the problem started when entitled people decided they are the main character in the human story—without reading the script.  This explains why some people on this planet act like Energy Vampires, or contribute to the cause of Urban Decay—as if summoned by ancient prophecy.

That’s why we created PEOPLE SUCK™, a collection of completely non-scientifically designed human repellent sprays, to defend your sanity from the everyday annoyances of human beings - one spray at a time.

Save yourself! And save humanity too!

 

Each People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray is sold separately. Or, pick your fave collection!

Choose your level of protection:

People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

• Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!

• The Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!

• Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!

• The Gloom Merchant™ No More Doom & Gloom!

People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection

• Family Member Detox™ Spray the Drama Away!

• The EX-Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!

• The Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!

• The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!

'Repel the Negativity. Protect Your Sanity. Spray Responsibly.'