Gag Gifts for People Who Suck

Human Repellent Sprays for Life’s Most Annoying Personalities

People Suck™ Human Repellent Sprays are gag gifts with a very specific target in mind. Each bottle calls out one of those all-too-familiar personalities, the complainer, the know-it-all, the mansplainer, the influencer and plenty more besides.

Filled with 100% purified water and absolutely no actual people-repelling powers, they’re made for one thing: getting a laugh. Find the spray that reminds you suspiciously of someone you know, wrap it up and enjoy watching them realise exactly why you chose it.

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People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
  • Four bottles of 'Human Repellent Spray' with humorous labels on a white background
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection

People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
$49.95 USD

Some people don’t just get on your nerves, they make you question humanity altogether. The People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection brings together four Human Repellent Sprays inspired by the loud, entitled and downright irritating personalities you’d happily cross the street to avoid.

Made for friends who appreciate a good wind-up, these funny gag gifts are ideal for birthdays, bachelor parties, White Elephant exchanges or simply calling someone out when the opportunity is too good to miss. Buy the collection for maximum protection or split the sprays up and decide who in your life deserves each one.

4 Piece Collection Includes:

  • Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
  • The Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
  • Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
  • The Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection

People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
$49.95 USD

Don’t pretend you don’t know someone, those characters who drain the life out of every situation they’re in. Always a complaint, always an issue, always something that threatens to suck the good mood straight out of the room.

The People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection was made with them in mind. Packed with Human Repellent Sprays for life’s most exhausting personalities, it makes a brilliantly inappropriate choice for funny family gifts, Secret Santa and coworker leaving gifts. We’d even recommend them as funny gifts for boyfriends who can turn one minor inconvenience into a full-blown crisis. Because if someone’s going to drain your energy, the least you can do is get a laugh out of it.

4 Piece Collection Includes:

  • Family Member Detox™ Spray the Drama Away!
  • The EX Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
  • The Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
  • The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
  • Four bottles of 'Human Repellent Spray' with humorous labels on a white background

Learn More About Our Funny Gift Collections

What are People Suck™ gag gifts?

People Suck™ Human Repellent Sprays are joke gifts made for the irritating characters we all know and love (or tolerate). Each spray is filled with 100% purified water and features a label inspired by a particular type of person who sucks. Pick the one that reminds you most of your recipient and prepare for the accusations to begin.
How do I choose the right gag gift for someone?

Start with their most annoying quality. Constantly complaining? There’s a spray for that. Think they know everything? We’ve got them covered too. The best funny gag gifts are the ones that feel suspiciously personal, so browse the collection and choose the Human Repellent Spray that hits closest to home.
What are good gag gifts for someone who has everything?

If they genuinely have everything, they probably don’t need another sensible present. A Human Repellent Spray gives you something unexpected, ridiculous and personal. They’re particularly good funny gifts for men who are impossible to shop for, especially when you know exactly which of their habits deserves calling out.
Can I give a Human Repellent Spray as a birthday gift?

Absolutely. Our sprays make funny birthday gifts for friends, family members, partners and coworkers who would rather laugh than unwrap something sensible. Match the spray to their personality for maximum effect, bonus points if everyone at the party immediately understands why you chose it.
Should I buy an individual spray or a gift pack collection?

One obvious offender? Go for an individual spray. Surrounded by people who suck? You may need backup. Our gift pack collections bring several Human Repellent Sprays together, making them great for parties, gift exchanges or splitting between several deserving recipients.
Where do you ship People Suck™ products?

We currently ship People Suck™ funny gifts throughout the United States, with free shipping on orders over $45. Orders are processed within 2 business days, with estimated delivery taking 3–5 business days once shipped. International shipping isn't available just yet, apparently annoying people exist everywhere, but we're working with the US for now.

Repel the negativity! Protect your sanity! Spray responsibly!

"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"

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