"Species incapable of surviving without a ring light! Humans appear to be influenced by other humans that are interested in their own self-refection."
ZIPCODER
GALACTIC FEDERATION A.I Data Scientist
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
No More Selfies!
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray blocks annoying ring lights. Restores reality. One spritz discourages unsolicited filming, viral voiceovers, and sudden lifestyle coaching from people who just discovered it last week.
Product Details
Block Annoying Ring Lights!
Formulated to Repel:
- Film food before tasting it
- Say “Wait, let me record this”
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Monetize personal growth in 3 easy steps
Promotes:
- Living
- Eating hot food
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Silence
THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT. A UNIQUE GAG GIFT FOR ALL DIGITAL NATIVES THAT GUARANTEES A GOOD LAUGH!
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
No more selfies! Block annoying ring lights! Restore reality!
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