The Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray

The Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray

$19.95 USD
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The Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray

The Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray

$19.95 USD

Repels All Narcissists!

People Suck™ Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray deflects all fragile, yet egotistical egos. Preserves sanity. One spray forms an invisible shield that discourages corrections, interruptions, and explanations you absolutely did not ask for.

Product Details

Deflects Egoistical Egos!


Formulated to Repel People that:

  • Start sentences with "Actually…?"
  • Correct fun facts at parties
  • Turn every conversation into a debate

Attracts:

  • Listening
  • Collaboration
  • Shorter meetings

THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT TO GIVE ANYONE THAT NEEDS TO PRESERVE THEIR SANITY FROM THAT EGOTISTICAL PERSON IN THEIR LIFE. REPEL NARCISSISM. SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.

 

 

Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

Repels all narcissists! Deflects all fragile egotistical egos!

"People who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't...until now. With just one spray and POOF!...the obnoxious narcissist is gone...lol!"

ANITA JOB

CHIEF WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT

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