Repel the negativity! Protect your space! Stay drama free! One spray at a time.
Finally! Human repellent sprays that shield you from – that’s right! – people who suck!
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Discover our People Suck™ Repellent Spray Collections
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
$49.95 USD
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity and your own sanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
Urban decay isn’t caused by time or weather! That’s right! It’s caused by people who suck! You know who they are…obnoxious, entitled, you name it! Save yourself and spray them away!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
- The Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- The Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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Defend your sanity! Save humanity from people who suck! Spray responsibly.
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
$49.95 USD
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity and protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
Say goodbye to all energy vampires in your life. Spray away the negative people that steal your joy and ruin your day!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Family Member Detox™ Spray the Drama Away!
- The EX-Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
- The Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
- The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
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Repel negativity! Protect your boundaries! Spray Responsibly!
"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"
IDA HADET
CUSTOMER RELATIONS
Our Philosophy
Every era has its challenges. For the dinosaurs, it was the asteroids. For vampires, it was garlic. For us? It’s people. Let’s be honest, people suck. They gossip. They overshare. They gaslight. They influencer-ize every latte. The list is endless. And sometimes, you just want to spray them away.
That’s why we created PEOPLE SUCK™, a collection of completely non-scientifically designed human repellent sprays, to defend your sanity from the everyday annoyances of human beings - one spray at a time.
Save yourself! And save humanity too!
“Observing from orbit. Planet Earth fascinating, but human intelligence appears optional. Encounters with humans should not occur without People Suck™ repellent sprays.”
Commander Zitron
Galatic Federation - Chief Science Officer
People Suck™ 4 Piece Collections
"People who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't...until now! With just one spray and poof!...the obnoxious narcissist is gone...lol!"
- ANITA JOB
Press Secretary