Repel the negativity! Protect your space! Stay drama free! One spray at a time.
Funny Gifts for People Who Suck
People Suck Human Repellent Sprays are gag gifts made for the irritating characters we all know and somehow have to put up with. From chronic complainers and know-it-alls to toxic mansplainers and overbearing family members, each spray takes aim at a different type of person who gets on your nerves.
Perfect as funny gifts for coworkers, friends and family, they’re made to get a laugh, make a point and, most importantly, remind everyone that sometimes people just suck.
Gag Gifts Made for People Who Get on Your Nerves - Choose Your Level of Protection:
The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent Spray
The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray
The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
People Suck Human Repellent Sprays are made for those moments when someone is really testing your patience. Each bottle contains 100% purified water, 0% chemical or toxic ingredients and a healthy dose of cathartic satisfaction.
Designed to be sprayed whenever the situation calls for it, they turn everyday frustration into something you can actually laugh about. As gag gifts with a difference, they’re fun to give, even more satisfying to use and guaranteed to get people talking.
Our People Suck Funny Gift Spray Collections
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
$49.95 USD
Take your gift giving to the next level with funny gifts made for the people who test your patience. The People Suck Urban Decay Collection brings together our Human Repellent Sprays in one brilliantly inappropriate bundle.
Urban decay isn’t caused by time or weather. That’s right, it’s caused by people who suck! Obnoxious, entitled, irritating… you know who they are. When words aren’t quite enough, grab your Human Repellent Spray and let the bottle do the talking.
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
- The Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- The Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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Defend your sanity! Save humanity from people who suck! Spray responsibly.
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
$49.95 USD
Protect your personal space with funny coworker gifts, funny family gifts and wind ups for friends. Anyone else who has a habit of draining the life out of the room (even if they don’t mean to). The People Suck Energy Vampires Collection brings together Human Repellent Sprays for those personalities that leave you needing a lie down.
Negative energy, endless complaining and conversations you never asked to be part of, we all know an energy vampire. Keep your sanity close, your spray closer and give them a not-so-subtle hint when they start sucking the joy out of your day.
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Family Member Detox™ Spray the Drama Away!
- The EX Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
- The Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
- The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
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Repel negativity! Protect your boundaries! Spray Responsibly!
"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"
IDA HADET
CUSTOMER RELATIONS
Our Philosophy
Every era has its challenges. For the dinosaurs, it was the asteroids. For vampires, it was garlic. For us? It’s people. Let’s be honest, people suck. They gossip. They overshare. They gaslight. They influencer-ize every latte. The list is endless. And sometimes, you just want to spray them away.
That’s why we created PEOPLE SUCK™, a collection of completely non-scientifically designed human repellent sprays, to defend your sanity from the everyday annoyances of human beings - one spray at a time.
Save yourself! And save humanity too!
“Observing from orbit. Planet Earth fascinating, but human intelligence appears optional. Encounters with humans should not occur without People Suck™ repellent sprays.”
Commander Zitron
Galatic Federation - Chief Science Officer
People Suck™ 4 Piece Collections
"People who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't...until now! With just one spray and poof!...the obnoxious narcissist is gone...lol!"
- ANITA JOB
Press Secretary
Meet The Brand Behind These Funny Gifts: People Suck
People can be annoying. It’s a fact of life. They talk too loudly, complain too much, know absolutely everything and somehow always manage to find you when you’re least in the mood.
People Suck was created to make those little frustrations a whole lot funnier. Our Human Repellent Sprays take the characters who drive us mad and turn them into funny gifts you can actually hand to the culprit.
We’re not here to take life too seriously. We’re here for silly presents, inappropriate laughs and gifts that get passed around the room so everyone can decide who deserves them most.
Think funny gifts for coworkers, maybe secret santa? Stocking fillers, gag gifts for Father’s Day, the man who already has everything, or so he thought. Birthday presents for the friend who is always right, funny gifts for boyfriends or girlfriends (if you’re feeling brave), white elephant gifts, office leaving presents and something suitably inappropriate to bring along to bachelor or bachelorette parties. They’re also ideal for those occasions that don’t technically require a gift, but definitely deserve one.
A People Suck spray is part gift, part joke and part opportunity to tell someone exactly what you think of them, with a smile, obviously.
Because sometimes the best gift isn’t thoughtful, sentimental or useful. Sometimes it’s a bottle of Human Repellent Spray with someone’s name written all over it.
Everything You Need to Know About Our Funny Gifts
Who are People Suck Human Repellent Sprays for?
Anyone with a sense of humour, and preferably someone who can take a joke. People Suck™ sprays make funny gifts for friends, family members, coworkers, partners and all the other characters in your life who occasionally test your patience. Simply match the spray to the personality and let the label do the talking.
What makes People Suck sprays a funny gift?
Because sometimes a thoughtful present just isn't what the occasion calls for. Our funny gag gifts take familiar (and usually irritating) personalities and turn them into something you can actually wrap up and give to the culprit. The more accurate the label, the funnier the reaction. Even funnier, when they are then used…
What is actually inside a People Suck Human Repellent Spray?
Despite our best efforts, science hasn't quite cracked human repellent yet. Each bottle contains 100% purified water with 0% chemical or toxic ingredients. The satisfaction of spraying it? That's harder to measure.
Are People Suck sprays good Secret Santa gifts for coworkers?
Absolutely. If your office Secret Santa calls for laughs rather than another mug, our sprays make memorable funny coworker gifts. Choose the one that best matches your recipient and let them work out why you picked it. Awkward eye contact optional.
What occasions are funny gifts good for?
Funny gifts don't need much of an excuse. Birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa, stocking fillers, Father's Day, office leaving parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, White Elephant exchanges and those completely ordinary days when someone deserves to be called out are all fair game. There’s almost always an excuse for gags and gifts that get everyone laughing.
How do I choose a funny gift for someone?
Think about what makes them them. Are they always complaining? Do they think they're never wrong? Have they turned every meal you've had together into content? The best gag gifts feel personal, so choose the People Suck spray that matches their personality a little too accurately.
Where do you ship People Suck products?
We currently ship People Suck funny gifts throughout the United States, with free shipping on orders over $45. Orders are processed within 2 business days, with estimated delivery taking 3–5 business days once shipped. International shipping isn't available just yet, apparently annoying people exist everywhere, but we're working with the US for now.
