"Not to brag, but most of my dysfunctional family members aren't speaking to me since I sprayed them with my People Suck™ Detoxifier. Finally! No more drama at the dinner table!."
DR. OPHELIA GOODE
FAMILY PRACTITIONER
Family Member Detox™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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Family Member Detox™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Spray The Negativity Away!
People Suck™ Family Member Detoxifier™ Human Repellent Spray deflects all family drama and denial. Preserves boundaries. One spray creates a protective barrier against selective memory, rewritten events, and passive-aggressive comments disguised as concern.
Product Details
Deflect All Family Drama!
Formulated to Repel Family Members Who:
- Say "You're too sensitive"
- Deny judgmental things they said
- Serve gaslight gravy at the dinner table
Encourages:
- Boundary setting
- Deep breaths
- Early departures
THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO HAS THAT PROBLEMATIC FAMILY MEMBER THAT GASLIGHTS ALL FAMILY GATHERINGS. REPEL NEGATIVITY. SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Spray the negativity away! Deflect all family drama! Preserve boundaries!
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People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
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Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
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- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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