Contact Us About Our Gag Gifts
Talk to An Actual Human (We Promise We Don’t Suck)
Got a question about your order, your spray, or the person who really needs one? We read every message ourselves, no bots, no auto-replies pretending to care. Fill out the form below and we'll hear back to you within 1–2 business days. Faster than your coworker circles back after a "quick chat."
Order Questions, Spray Advice, or Just Saying Hi. We're Listening!
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to hear back?
We aim to reply within 1–2 business days. If it's urgent (wrong spray, wrong address), flag it in your subject line and we'll bump you up the queue.
I need to change or cancel my order, who do I contact?
Use this form and select "Order status & shipping." Orders are processed within 2 business days, so reach out as soon as you can.
My spray arrived faulty or the wrong one showed up. What now?
Select "Product quality / faulty item," tell us what happened, and we'll sort a replacement or refund. No interrogation required.
Do you handle wholesale, stockist or collab enquiries here?
Yes, select "Wholesale & collabs" and give us the short version of what you're after.
