Four Sprays. Four Problem People. One Set of Funny Gag Gifts.
Not Today, Karen™, The Toxic Mansplainer™, Not Another Influencer™, and The Gloom Merchant™ walk into one gift box. What comes out the other side is the closest thing to peace and quiet you're getting this year. Obnoxious, entitled, irritating, you know exactly who they are, and now there's a bottle for each of them. When words aren't quite enough, let the spray do the talking.
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
$49.95 USD
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity and your own sanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
Urban decay isn’t caused by time or weather—it’s caused by people who suck. Obnoxious people have become a pestilence in society. Their entitled behavior bug the masses and we've had enough!
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What’s Inside the Urban Decay Gag Gift Collection?
- Not Today, Karen™ — Spray the Crazy Away! Blocks entitlement, deflects drama. One spray creates an invisible boundary that discourages complaining, eye-rolling, and sudden rule-enforcement speeches from strangers who invade your space.
- The Toxic Mansplainer™ — Repels Condescension! Stops unrequested explanations in their tracks. One spray discourages long-winded lectures on things you already know, especially your own job, body, or lived experience.
- Not Another Influencer™ — No More Selfies! Blocks annoying ring lights, restores reality. One spritz discourages unsolicited filming, viral voiceovers, and sudden lifestyle coaching from someone who "just discovered it last week."
- The Gloom Merchant™ — No More Gloom & Doom! Deflects unnecessary panic, preserves optimism. One spray creates an invisible barrier against worst-case scenarios and exhausting "just being realistic" commentary.
Buy the collection! Or, purchase each spray separately.
Urban Decay Collection:
The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent Spray
The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Why Shop People Suck
Because most funny gag gifts are generic, and yours don't have to be. Every People Suck spray is built around a real, recognizable personality, so instead of handing someone a random gadget, you're handing them a joke that's clearly, unmistakably about them. That's the difference between a gift that gets a polite laugh and one that gets passed around the whole office.
Who's This Collection For?
Anyone shopping for a coworker who monologues in meetings, an ex who won't stay gone, a friend who's already filming the moment before it happens, or a relative who's decided the world is ending again this week. If you've ever thought "someone needs this," this collection is built for that someone, and for you, buying it with a completely straight face.
What's Actually Inside
Despite our best efforts, science hasn't cracked human repellent yet. Every bottle in this collection is 100% purified water with 0% chemical or toxic ingredients, completely harmless to spray, gift, or leave sitting on a desk as a warning. The satisfaction of using it, on the other hand, is very real.
Frequently Asked Questions
What's actually in the Urban Decay Collection?
Four full-size Human Repellent Sprays — Not Today, Karen™, The Toxic Mansplainer™, Not Another Influencer™, and The Gloom Merchant™ — each 100% purified water, 0% chemicals. Everything you need for the fully unbearable people in your life.
Is this a real spray, or just a gag gift?
Both. It's a real bottle with a real spray nozzle and a genuinely nice scent — wrapped around a joke everyone gets immediately.
Who is this collection actually for?
Anyone who's muted a group chat, side-eyed a coworker's "well, actually," or sat through a holiday dinner wondering how they're related to these people. It also makes one of the more memorable funny gag gifts for Secret Santa or a white elephant exchange.
Is it safe to spray on someone?
It's a novelty item, not pepper spray. Spray it in the air, hand it over as a gift, or leave it on your desk as a warning. We recommend the last one.
Can I buy just one spray instead of the whole collection?
Yes, Not Today, Karen™, The Toxic Mansplainer™, Not Another Influencer™, and The Gloom
Merchant™ are all sold individually too.
Spray the crazy away! Repels condescension! No more selfies! No more gloom & doom!
"With enough coffee and my People Suck™ Not Today, Karen Human Repellent Spray, I'm ready to take on the world one Karen at a time...lol"
JUSTIN TIME
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
