“Observing from orbit. Planet Earth fascinating, but human intelligence appears optional. Encounters with humans should not occur without People Suck™ repellent sprays.”
COMMANDER ZITRON
GALATIC FEDERATION - CSO
"People who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't...until now. With just one spray and POOF!...the obnoxious narcissist is gone...lol!"
anita job
Press secretary
“Species extremely weird. Some seem incapable of surviving without constantly receiving something called a “text”. Human repellant sprays essential."
DR. ZAPUSILLI
INTERSTELLAR PROCTOLOGIST
"With enough coffee and my Not Today, Karen Human Repellent Spray, I'm ready to take on the world ...one crazy Karen at a time...lol"
JUSTIN TIME
SOFTWARE ENGINEER
"Not to brag, but most of my dysfunctional family members aren't speaking to me since I sprayed them with my People Suck™ Family Member Detox. Finally! No more drama at the dinner table!".
DR. OPHELIA GOODE
FAMILY PRACTITIONER
“Planet Earth humans feature complex social rituals such as emotional turbulence disguised as conversation which can quickly become both strange and obnoxious. Recommend use of People Suck™ Repellent Sprays just in case."
ZZZOOOMR
INTERSTELLAR - DRONE OPERATOR
"The world is driving me crazy! I've been looking for a spray that also repels humans. People Suck™ NAILED IT...lol!"
FRANK N. STEIN
MECHANICAL engineer
"Species incapable of knowledge while doom scrolling. Requires frequent reboot."
QAROL
Chief AI Officer
"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"
IDA HADET
CUSTOMER RELATIONS
“Planet Earth contains extraordinary beauty. Also contains two-legged black holes of doom and gloom. Recommend emotional shields and human repellent spray at all times.”
DR. ZUUUNIX
GALACTIC FEDERATION | ANTHROPOLOGIST
Why is it that some men always need to explain the obvious? Obnoxious! Thanks so much for the Toxic Mansplainer repellent spray – a sure cure!
WYNN DOVERMEN
MEDIA MOGUL
“Humans are socially inept. Human repellent spray defense systems are already in place. Recommend observing from orbit.”
BOB
TRAIN MASTER - NEUTRINO RAILWAY
