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“Observing from orbit. Planet Earth fascinating, but human intelligence appears optional. Encounters with humans should not occur without People Suck™ repellent sprays.”

COMMANDER ZITRON

GALATIC FEDERATION - CSO

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"People who think they know it all have no way of finding out they don't...until now. With just one spray and POOF!...the obnoxious narcissist is gone...lol!"

anita job

Press secretary

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“Species extremely weird. Some seem incapable of surviving without constantly receiving something called a “text”. Human repellant sprays essential."

DR. ZAPUSILLI

INTERSTELLAR PROCTOLOGIST

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"With enough coffee and my Not Today, Karen Human Repellent Spray, I'm ready to take on the world ...one crazy Karen at a time...lol"

JUSTIN TIME

SOFTWARE ENGINEER
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"Not to brag, but most of my dysfunctional family members aren't speaking to me since I sprayed them with my People Suck™ Family Member Detox. Finally! No more drama at the dinner table!".

DR. OPHELIA GOODE

FAMILY PRACTITIONER

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“Planet Earth humans feature complex social rituals such as emotional turbulence disguised as conversation which can quickly become both strange and obnoxious. Recommend use of People Suck™ Repellent Sprays just in case."

ZZZOOOMR

INTERSTELLAR - DRONE OPERATOR

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"The world is driving me crazy! I've been looking for a spray that also repels humans. People Suck™ NAILED IT...lol!"

FRANK N. STEIN

MECHANICAL engineer

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"Species incapable of knowledge while doom scrolling. Requires frequent reboot."

QAROL

Chief AI Officer

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"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"

IDA HADET

CUSTOMER RELATIONS

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“Planet Earth contains extraordinary beauty. Also contains two-legged black holes of doom and gloom. Recommend emotional shields and human repellent spray at all times.”

DR. ZUUUNIX

GALACTIC FEDERATION | ANTHROPOLOGIST

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Why is it that some men always need to explain the obvious? Obnoxious! Thanks so much for the Toxic Mansplainer repellent spray – a sure cure!

WYNN DOVERMEN

MEDIA MOGUL

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“Humans are socially inept. Human repellent spray defense systems are already in place. Recommend observing from orbit.” 

BOB
TRAIN MASTER - NEUTRINO RAILWAY