"With enough coffee and my Not Today, Karen Human Repellent Spray, I'm ready to take on the world ...one Karen at a time...lol"
Justin Time
Software Engineer
Not Today, Karen™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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Not Today, Karen™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
Spray the Crazy Away!
People Suck™ Not Today, Karen™ Human Repellent Spray blocks entitlement, deflects drama. One spray creates an invisible boundary that discourages complaining, eye rolling, and sudden rule enforcement speeches from strangers who invade your space.
Product Details
Blocks Entitlement! Save your sanity!
Formulated to Repel:
- Entitlement
- Loud sighs
- Finger snapping
Attracts:
- Peace
- Quiet
- Mind-your business energy
THE PERFECT HILARIOUS GIFT TO KEEP ON HAND TO SPRAY THAT CRAZY KAREN AWAY. SAVE YOUR SANITY! SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Spray the crazy away! Blocks entitlement! Deflect drama!
Hilarious collection gift packs for all special occasions!
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
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- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Family Detoxifier™ Spray the Negativity Away!
- EX-Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
- Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
- The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
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