"Species incapable of surviving without a ring light! Humans appear to be influenced by other humans that are interested in their own self-refection."
Admiral Zolizar
Chief Technology Officer
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray blocks annoying ring lights. Restores reality. One spritz discourages unsolicited filming, viral voiceovers, and sudden lifestyle coaching from people who just discovered it last week.
For the explanations you never asked for. Our The Toxic Mansplainer™ Human Repellent T-Shirt pairs bold PEOPLE SUCK™ lettering on the front with the Toxic Mansplainer’s unmistakable expression on the back.
Wear it & keep them away!
No more whining! Repel senseless commentary! Create a whine free zone!
"Species incapable of surviving without a ring light! Humans appear to be influenced by other humans that are interested in their own self-refection."
Admiral Zolizar
Chief Technology Officer
Hilarious gift packs for all occasions!
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes: