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People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
$49.95 USD
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People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
$49.95 USD
Say goodbye to energy vampires in your life. Repel the negativity! Protect your personal space! Discover our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection.
Product Details
Collection Includes:
Family Member Detox™ - Spray the Drama Away
People Suck™ Family Member Detoxifier™ Human Repellent Spray deflects all family drama and denial. Preserves boundaries. One spray creates a protective barrier against selective memory, rewritten events, and passive-aggressive comments disguised as concern.
The EX Exterminator™ - Spray the Past Away!
People Suck™ The Ex Exterminator™ Human Repellent Spray repels emotional recycling. One spray creates an invisible shield that discourages nostalgia, excuses, and sudden realizations that you were “the best thing that ever happened to them.”
The Chronic Complainer™ - No More Whining!
People Suck™ The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray creates a 'No Whining Zone.' One spray helps discourage nonstop senseless commentary about traffic, weather, coworkers, coffee temperature, and everything else that was fine five minutes ago!
The Know-It-All™ - Repels Narcissism!
People Suck™ The Know-It-All™ Human Repellent Spray deflects all fragile, yet egotistical egos. Preserves sanity. One spray forms an invisible shield that discourages corrections, interruptions, and explanations you absolutely did not ask for.
No more whining! Repel senseless commentary! Create a whine free zone!
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
Collection Includes:
- Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
- Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
People Suck™ Human Repellent Sprays
