"Not to brag, but most of my dysfunctional family members aren't speaking to me since I sprayed them with my People Suck™ Detoxifier. Finally! No more drama at the dinner table!."
DR. OPHELIA GOODE
FAMILY PRACTITIONER
Family Member Detox™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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Family Member Detox™ Human Repellent Spray
$19.95 USD
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Spray The Negativity Away!
People Suck™ Family Member Detoxifier™ Human Repellent Spray deflects all family drama and denial. Preserves boundaries. One spray creates a protective barrier against selective memory, rewritten events, and passive-aggressive comments disguised as concern.
Product Details
Deflect All Family Drama!
Formulated to Repel Family Members Who:
- Say "You're too sensitive"
- Deny judgmental things they said
- Serve gaslight gravy at the dinner table
Encourages:
- Boundary setting
- Deep breaths
- Early departures
THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO HAS THAT PROBLEMATIC FAMILY MEMBER THAT GASLIGHTS ALL FAMILY GATHERINGS. REPEL NEGATIVITY. SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.
Spray the negativity away! Deflect all family drama! Preserve boundaries!
Hilarious collection gift packs for all special occasions!
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Family Member Detoxifier™ Spray the Negativity Away!
- EX Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
- Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
- The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
- Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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