"Species incapable of surviving without a ring light! Humans appear to be influenced by other humans that are interested in their own self-refection."
Admiral Zolizar
Chief Technology Officer
The Gloom Merchant™ Human Repellent T-Shirt
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$29.95 USD
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The Gloom Merchant™ Human Repellent T-Shirt
$29.95 USD
No More Selfies!
Not Another Influencer™ Human Repellent Spray blocks annoying ring lights. Restores reality. One spritz discourages unsolicited filming, viral voiceovers, and sudden lifestyle coaching from people who just discovered it last week.
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No More Gloom & Doom!
Keep the forecast clear of other people’s negativity. The Gloom Merchant™ Human Repellent T-Shirt pairs bold PEOPLE SUCK™ lettering on the front with the Gloom Merchant character on the back.
Wear it & keep them away!
No more whining! Repel senseless commentary! Create a whine free zone!
Hilarious gift packs for all occasions!
People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Keep your sanity, protect your personal space with our People Suck™ Energy Vampires Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Family Detoxifier™ Spray the Negativity Away!
- EX-Exterminator™ Spray the Past Away!
- Chronic Complainer™ No More Whining!
- The Know-It-All™ Repels Narcissism!
People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection
Take your gift giving to the next level. Save humanity with our People Suck™ Urban Decay Collection!
4 Piece Collection Includes:
- Not Today, Karen™ Spray the Crazy Away!
- Toxic Mansplainer™ Repels Condescension!
- Not Another Influencer™ No More Selfies!
- Gloom Merchant™ No More Gloom & Doom!
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