The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray

The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray

$19.95 USD
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The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray

The Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray

$19.95 USD

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No More Whining!

People Suck™ Chronic Complainer™ Human Repellent Spray creates a 'No Whining Zone.' One spray helps discourage nonstop senseless commentary about traffic, weather, coworkers, coffee temperature, and everything else that was fine five minutes ago!

Product Details

Create a No Whining Zone! 


Formulated to Repel:

  • Negative spirals
  • Endless venting
  • Energy drains

Encourages:

  • Solutions
  • Positivity
  • Shorter conversations

THE PERFECT FUNNY GIFT FOR ANYONE THAT NEEDS TO CREATE A NO-WHINING ZONE TO PROTECT THEIR SANITY.  REPEL CHRONIC COMPLAINING. SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.

 

 

No more whining! Repel senseless commentary! Create a whine free zone!

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"I have an allergic reaction toward chronic complainers. That's why I carry my People Suck™ Human Repellent Spray everywhere I go!"

IDA HADET

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