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REPEL EMOTIONAL RECYCLING. 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SPRAY RESPONSIBLY.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"People Suck™","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51982112325924,"sku":"050120","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0990\/3761\/0276\/files\/KNOW-IT-ALL_CARD.jpg?v=1781922007"},{"product_id":"the-know-it-all™-human-repellent-spray-copy","title":"Not Today, Karen™ Human Repellent Spray","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBlocks Entitlement! 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